“Now that you’re pretty much finished, have you got any last words for everybody at home?”
“Not really,” Charlie replied... “I figure that everybody watching at home’s a grown adult, regardless of species or gender. Let them figure it out for themselves.”
“Are you saying you’ve renounced political action, Charlie?”
“I haven’t renounced it. I’m just not wasting it on you guys.”
“Isn’t that a little unfair, Charlie? After all, we here at the media don’t invent the news. We just report it.”
“Learn to read books for yourselves,” Charlie tried to tell his students …Many were entering the REM stage of sleep even before Charlie had opened his briefcase on the podium. You’re gonna spend your life being told how to read, which is a lot worse than being told what to read, believe you me, and I guess that’s about the only knowledge I’ve got to impart to you guys this afternoon. What time is it now–one-oh-five? Well, I guess that leaves us another hour and a half to kill. Do you guys have any questions, or would you prefer to go home for a nice little nap?”
Very masterbatherish… Charlie didn’t suggest a 🛁 with a 📕 though..
“Now that you’re pretty much finished, have you got any last words for everybody at home?”
“Not really,” Charlie replied... “I figure that everybody watching at home’s a grown adult, regardless of species or gender. Let them figure it out for themselves.”
“Are you saying you’ve renounced political action, Charlie?”
“I haven’t renounced it. I’m just not wasting it on you guys.”
“Isn’t that a little unfair, Charlie? After all, we here at the media don’t invent the news. We just report it.”
“Yeah,” Charlie said. “Yeah, sure.”
Crow got wise…
“Learn to read books for yourselves,” Charlie tried to tell his students …Many were entering the REM stage of sleep even before Charlie had opened his briefcase on the podium. You’re gonna spend your life being told how to read, which is a lot worse than being told what to read, believe you me, and I guess that’s about the only knowledge I’ve got to impart to you guys this afternoon. What time is it now–one-oh-five? Well, I guess that leaves us another hour and a half to kill. Do you guys have any questions, or would you prefer to go home for a nice little nap?”
Very masterbatherish… Charlie didn’t suggest a 🛁 with a 📕 though..
Thanks, Larry? Watch out for iguanas wearing sombreros! S