BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN! 93
93. FREDDY DOES SLO
93. FREDDY DOES SLO
If there was one thing that made Nurse Ratched’s day it was receiving suggestive texts, especially from cavemen.
“Ugh, me want to make rocks and rolls in the rocks, bone-baby!” “Harvey Weinstein (no relation) ain’t got nothing on this caveman! And me talking meters, not inches!” “Let’s make rubble in the rubble, hot stuff!” “How ‘bout we club each other on noggin and drag each other back to cave to meet our mommas?” “Me give you two percent of gross and pay or play option if you let me hide in closet and watch you put on your undies!” And most beguilingly of all: “Gwyneth Paltrow got nothing on you, sweetie! Let’s make beautiful drum-beating music together–and that mean net, not gross!”
To which Nurse Ratched wisely replied: “You gotta lotta nerve, creep! And make sure you still got it by the time we meet for cocktails at McCarthy’s, you big hunka man-beast that you clearly are! ‘Cause I’m buying!”
“Let’s make rubble in the rubble, hot stuff!” “How ‘bout we club each other on noggin and drag each other back to cave to meet our mommas?” —- Harvey trying to ratchet up the Nurse huh? and that making rubble in the rubble cave guy talk- reminds me of our old pals- Barney, Betty, Fred & Wilma - that was some foursome, and a little BamBam! 😏