BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN! 330

330. ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE–ITALIAN STYLE!

330. ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE–ITALIAN STYLE!

Whatta can I tell you, I’m a crazy genius, you wouldn’t know how crazy until-uh you meet the Bob and his alla his crazy friends, they all look-uh very strange and they talk-uh very strange and they all behave in a very Federico Fellini type manner! Whatta genius I am! It even surprises me the-uh crazy genius ideas I keep-uh coming up with!

We need to putta the cameras everywhere so we don’t miss any parts of the accidents which, being accidents, we can’t uh be sure whether they gonna happen or not, we only know it gotta happen because I, the great Federico Fellini, has gotta make it happen as only a genius can! Then we need a lotta supporting players all running around with-uh the crazy expressions on their faces, you just let me come up-uh with the expressions, it’s what I do, being such a crazy genius! And the women will either be highly desirable like uh the winsome Trixie or the hot third flugelhorn player Lola Fandango or they will have these uh really crazy unpredictable faces like uh the maid-of-honor Gladiola or even the middle aged and loving it Thomasina, what a lotta interesting babes we have in my movies, it make me want to rewatch them all-uh the time! But most of all, we have-uh the fantasy dream sequences of which I am the maestro, and so we have-uh the Sisters of Brutal Mercy and they uh topless and wearing their wimples inna the hot tub, or the Yo Yo Ma’s Ma Mas sitting topless inna the same hot tub and they also wearing the wimples. Lots of wimples, everybody will be wearing them and topless except me, Federico the film genius since I gotta let may head breathe to keep uh coming upon with all-uh the crazy ideas. And do notta forget the surprise cameos from my many stars who all love-uh me so much they come-uh back from their graves to be in my brilliant movies, such as Marcello and Ursula and Sophia, talk about-uh the babes! If uh only they could play the flugelhorn like Lola that would make them so awesome!”

Which uh must be where we now get to my thoughts on love, since we are heading for such a love fest of epiphanies that we can all-uh go home happy to our unhappy news programs and newspapers, it just all-uh so depressing! But even though we may-uh have wasted too much time with this crazy Bob fella, we gotta believe in love ‘cause that’s all there is, except-uh maybe the art! Love love love! Art art art! And that’s all-uh I gotta say until we film-uh the wedding, or until the next-uh Trump administration–which-uh ever come first! (And like-uh you, I also hope it willa be the wedding!)