BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN! 321

321. THE BALLAD OF JORGE VALLENTE BY TEX MEX “CHINCHILLA” SUMTER-LEE

321. THE BALLAD OF JORGE VALLENTE
BY TEX MEX “CHINCHILLA” SUMTER-LEE
© Consolidated Huckster, Inc.

T’were a brilliant flamenco teacher named Jorge Valente,
Of admirin’ students and gal-friends he always had plen-tay
Couldn’t be out danced he was shore-ly number one
And ever’body who knew him said he was lots of fun

Then too much excitement sent his auricles spinnin',
He dropped dead of an aneurysm when he shoulda been winnin’,
Now Jorge the lover is now Jorge–deceased
Only tears from his former gal friends can still fahnd release

So if accidentally Bob for the third or fourth time gets wedded
It will turn out to be the fate poor Trixie dreaded
But let me say this ‘bout that and finally t’other
Nobody will adore him as much as Valente–not even his grandmother!

[At this point we would like to pass around mah ten gallon hat seeking contributions for the wedding gift Zorro, Tornado and mah-self will accidentally be purchasing somewheres before Bob’s accidental wedding! Thank y’all in advance! And for paying attention to this matter!]