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288. SOME OTHER CHARACTERS WHO WILL NOT BE MAKING APPEARANCES (THAT WE KNOW OF) IN BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN!

288. SOME OTHER CHARACTERS WHO WILL NOT BE MAKING APPEARANCES (THAT WE KNOW OF) IN BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN!

Pam Bondi. Okay, we said it before and we’ll say it again. She’s not appearing in this Bob Johnson volume, and the more times you ask the more times our answer will remain the same. Maybe several volumes down the line, during the seventh or eight Trump Admin when we’re all dead, she might be involved in a drive-by shooting as either the shooter or the shootee, but nothing more than that, and she’s definitely not appearing in this one. We know that many of you have nothing better to do than obsess about subjects such as Pam Bondi and/or Bob and/or who appears in these useless Bob Johnson books but we’re not one of them, so get a life, will you? First of all, there’s something creepy about the woman’s face when she stares at the camera, like some broken Victorian doll that just had a premonition of its mother’s violent death, and we just aren’t ready to start having those nightmares again. Also, any mention of the woman sounds critical because, well, what could you say about a person more critical than she’s “Pam Bondi”? And ok, sure, she was probably a charming little girl except maybe when she got together with her broken Victorian dolls. But we can’t say it again–she will not be appearing in this volume of Bob Johnson! We really mean it this time! And now, without further adieu (mainly because we’ve had too much adieu and are trying to stop), let us move on to the next episode of Bob, or Bob Johnson, or whatever the hell you call this. The next paragraph, which goes like this…

INTERMISSION (doodly doodly doo…) END OF INTERMISSION. CURTAIN RISES.

And so the next morning, when Pam Bondi checked into the Casa del Pedro on Monterey Boulevard, who else could she possibly have encountered than Madame Bovary! You know, the most recently appointed manageress of the infamous Casa del Pedro! And Madame (Emma) Bovary knew exactly which room to assign to Pam Bondi!