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286. SOME CHARACTERS THAT WILL NOT BE MAKING APPEARANCES (THAT WE KNOW OF) IN BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN!
286. SOME CHARACTERS THAT WILL NOT BE MAKING APPEARANCES (THAT WE KNOW OF) IN BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN!
Pam Bondi will not spoil her good image in town by actually showing up, though she will be the object of many lascivious and admiring phone calls from the erotically-driven redactor-at-heart, Dirty Pierre.
The current Pope, seeking to apologize to local residents for the fact that the previous Pope never set foot in San Luis Obispo, will briefly consider taking the Amtrak through town on his way to somewhere much more interesting, but then he will decide not to. (He will, however, send a conciliatory Christmas card this year to the Our Sisters of Infinite Mercy–especially since he remembers how they treated him at the seminary when he stole an extra sip of consecrated wine to enjoy with his Costco hotdog. His bottom smarted for weeks!)
And last but not least, a new pair of underpants will not arrive in time for poor Lord Peter, who has disappeared into the endless American abyss (i.e. everywhere that isn’t San Luis Obispo) with his equally smarting bottom! So much for Lord Peter! So much for underpants!
So much for underpants, forget about em, not needed if covered in vestments! Pope Leo would probably provide suitable SLO attire if you request it properly… alluding to his lack of visitation, without direct accusations… Consider who [Bob, not-Bob] will be adorned? And consider the following— Types of Vestments
Chasuble: The outer, often colorful poncho-like garment worn by a priest during the Eucharist, symbolizing charity.
Alb: A long, white, robe-like vestment worn by all clerics, representing purity.
Stole: A long scarf-like strip of cloth worn over the shoulders, signifying clerical authority and, for priests, used during the Mass.
Cope: A long, cape-like garment worn during processions and services.
Cassock: A full-length, close-fitting robe usually worn under other vestments.
Amice & Cincture: A white cloth around the neck/shoulders and a cord belt, respectively.
Your request should of course be in 3 paragraphs, no more or less. Good luck. & god bless.