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257. THERM AND US’N
257. THERM AND US’N
Boy is Marjorie Taylor Greene pissed! Someone stole her favorite pronouns! She left them on the kitchen table when she went out to buy groceries for her exciting new family (hubby: Zorro; newly adopted trans-parent son and central coast high school basketball sensation: Horst Barbican) and when she came home an hour later they were all gone!
Horst, invisible to all eyes but his own, has fallen asleep under the dining room table and awakens long enough to rub his bleary eyes, belch, and make sure his favorite vice principal, Bob Johnson, hasn’t fallen asleep down here beside him. He whispers: “Pronouns, pronouns, wherefore art thou, pronouns?” And this from a trans student who hates Romeo and Juliet, especially the parts about either Romeo and/or Juliet. To which he adds, as a sort of punctuation, the most significant thing he ever has to say to his new Mom: “Boo!”
Meanwhile, somewhere in the San Gabilan Mountains, Scintilla Jones is puttering in her solar powered mobility scooter uphill against the wind with an increasingly threadbare wedding bouquet clutched between her iron gray teeth. In fact, the bouquet has grown so gray and threadbare it’s hard to distinguish from the gray and threadbare Scintilla Jones! “Ooogly urk!” Bigfoot cries like a mountain ghost wailing for life to take it back. “Ooogle spluck spluck urk!” [Translation: “Hey, Scintilla, what’s in that paper bag you’re carrying with your free hand–the one not prepared for grabbing asses. It looks like a bag filled with someone else’s pronouns! Boy, will Marjorie Taylor Greene be pissed!”] TO BE CONTINUED
“Ooogly urk!” Bigfoot cries like a mountain ghost wailing for life to take it back. “Ooogle spluck spluck urk!” [Translation: “Hey, Scintilla, what’s in that paper bag you’re carrying with your free hand–the one not prepared for grabbing asses. It looks like a bag filled with someone else’s pronouns! Boy, will Marjorie Taylor Greene be pissed!”] TO BE CONTINUED … Wondering when Bob [Scott] pulls the paragraphs plug on all 3 …Marjorie, Scintilla, and 1 Bigft./1 Sm.ft.? Marjorie can piss off…Donald?