BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN! 256.
256. MADE OF HONOR! [sic]
256. MADE OF HONOR! [sic]
Ever since the wedding–at which she had been named Made of Honor by the Maid of Honor, winsome Trixie Belden–the recently lightning-reanimated Scintilla Jones has been driving her mobility scooter all over the beautiful, rain-enlivened central coast with the wedding bouquet clutched implacably between her stone-gray false teeth. Driving alongside her–the lightning-denuded Bigfoot, he of the mismatched size 23 foot and dainty size 6 foot. (Of course you know what they call a male beast with one huge- and one dainty-sized foot, don’t you? You don’t? Well, we’re sure as hell not telling you!)
“Ooogle-urk, urk-oogle!” Bigfoot exclaims, pointing at the suspicious pink gift bag clutched by his lover’s left hand–leaving, of course, her right hand free to grab at attractive male asses whenever they hove into view. “Stook stookle urgh urgh!” It’s been a long time since Bigfoot has said those word to anybody–especially a female as lovely (in her way) as the ancient Scintilla Jones. “Snargle snargle snook!” (Which, of course, was definitely taking his affection up a notch.
But of course Scintilla Jones is breathing deeply the fresh mountain-locked sea-air of her favorite place in the entire world–San Luis Obispo! An air invigorated by the wedding bouquet clenched so fervently by her stone gray teeth! Many happy returns! she thinks. To all of us!
No “made of honor” would engage in a dalliance with –“the lightning-denuded Bigfoot, he of the mismatched size 23 foot and dainty size 6 foot. (Of course you know what they call a male beast with one huge- and one dainty-sized foot, don’t you? You don’t? Well, we’re sure as hell not telling you!) “ —[of course you’re not! Don’t want to foot the bill, do ya?]
“Ooogle-urk, urk-oogle!” Bigfoot exclaims, pointing at the suspicious pink gift bag clutched by his lover’s left hand–leaving, of course, her right hand free to grab at attractive male asses whenever they hove into view. “Stook stookle urgh urgh!” It’s been a long time since Bigfoot has said those word to anybody–especially a female as lovely (in her way) as the ancient Scintilla Jones. “Snargle snargle snook!” —[translation: Made of honor? Have you no shame?]