BOB JOHNSON RIDES AGAIN! 255
255. THE BALLAD OF MJT AND ZORRO– MAH WEDDING GIFT TO THE BOTH OF THERM FROM TEX MEX “CHINCHILLA” SUMTER-LEE © 2026 CONSOLIDATED HUCKSTERS, INC.
255. THE BALLAD OF MJT AND ZORRO–
MAH WEDDING GIFT TO THE BOTH OF THERM
FROM TEX MEX “CHINCHILLA” SUMTER-LEE
© 2026 CONSOLIDATED HUCKSTERS, INC.
CHORUS: Cuh-rahst yuh know it ain’t easy,
Bein’ in love shore ain’t peasy
Thuh way Greenland’s goin’
They gonna crucifah mah buddy Zorro!
He ‘twere my best drinkin’ bud
At Giuseppe’s tray-toe-ree-uhhhh
Now all I can be is a dud
Oy vey! Tough cookies! Mama Me-uh!
CHORUS
I ’tweren’t the only country western singer
They brought to this town as a sorta ringer
To sing my songs and smoke mah bongs
An larn to make mah lyrics cleaner!
CHORUS!
CHORUS: Cuh-rahst yuh know it ain’t easy … no it ain’t but we won’t let the bastards get us down. Certainly not Bob.
I laughed how quickly he bailed on his threat to take Greenland by force… just one day with the stock market 📉 tumbling… He still doesn’t understand how vital is to US economy… let alone everything else that “allies” implies.